Bad role-playing experiences

[Draco]

Ok I swear this will be the last time I make a story related/thread in general.
But I'm kind of in one of those situations that's hilariously bad and I want to share/hear stories about you guys.

Because story time is good. ;D

Ok, so this chick is on barbermonger and she found a friend of mine and they set up a kind of role-play. Well, she sent her intro to my friend and of course I heard about it and was like "Send it to me nao" and it was hilariously bad and we both lol'd and then I went and found her and set up a role-play just because it would be hilarious to see what she gives me.
Well, I did. We're role-playing. And the responses keep getting worse and worse.
Here is her Barbermonger ad. Just so you get some kind of an idea of what pleasurable torture I got myself into. Since it's a well established fact that I'm a jerk.
And since I'm a jerk, if you want to see her intro/the entire role-play, I'll email it to you if you ask.

I have some other stories but... this one takes the cake.
And I'm glad of it because I'm sitting at my computer, grinning, and planing on what weird cockblock I'm going to put in next.

[hubris]

That girl is scary. O.O

Yet sounds similar to one of my current partners, if you take out the obsession with rape and abuse that this girl seems to have.

[Blade]

No.. just no... Who the hell does that?!?! Have fun, and send the threads, XD.

[Nëya]

I have one, and only one word for this cick.

Ew.

Is that even a word?
Whatever, just EW.

[Draco]

I'm saving this role-play, all right.
And the site makes her writing sound decent. She's not that good of an IC writer. xD;;

Blade, you want me to send what I have so far?
It's about, eh, a dozen or so replies?

[Blade]

Jul 31, 2011 16:06:46 GMT -5 Draco said:

I'm saving this role-play, all right.
And the site makes her writing sound decent. She's not that good of an IC writer. xD;;

Blade, you want me to send what I have so far?
It's about, eh, a dozen or so replies?

Oh hell yes, hahahaha.

[Jig]

Odd Pairings
Brother x Sister
Teacher x Student +
Cousin x Cousin
Model x Photographer
Abused x Abuser
Boss x Secretary +
Doctor x Patient +
Stripper x Strip club owner
Stripper x client
Drug dealer x Addict
Sister x Brother's enemy +
Sister x Sister's Boyfriend +
Best friend x best friend's boyfriend +
Babysitter x Father
Wife x Brother-in-law +
Abused x Abuser's brother +
Abused x abuser's father
Best friend x best friend
Enemy x enemy
Groom x Maid of Honor
Bride x Best Man
Country boy x City girl
Father x Daughter
Uncle x Niece

wth to all of these. What. The. Hell. x.x The incest ones are slight disturbing too.

it's pathetic that all of your plots revolve around your character being a slut.
~
do you really think rape and abuse are something to fantasize about? pathetic.

Whoever posted these I am currently in love with them. xD

This girl scares me. x.x

[Nëya]

This girl needs mental help.
Now.

She's scary as hell D:

[Draco]

Oh hell yes, hahahaha.

Sent.

wth to all of these. What. The. Hell. x.x The incest ones are slight disturbing too.

And they're all romance and sex related, too.
Incest can sometimes be hot. Like I am in full support of HawkexCarver. But I don't think this chick could make incest hot.

[Jig]

I know right?
No it was just the Unclexniece one that creeped me out.
I support the MacManus bros as a possible incest couple lawl

[Draco]

Ok so moral of these nine/ten posts: This girl is creepy.

MOVING ON.

Any of you guys have any horror stories?
Or do you just like to hear me post/talk/whatever? x)

[Jig]

Last night I was waiting for a rp buddy to get on neo so I decided to join some simple rp.
It was Mythical Creatures, and the starter had no plot no setting; nothing. She said she was new to roleplaying so I made myself forgive her as I sat back waiting for intros to get going.
I think it took like, an hour before there was a setting and such put to place. x.x The rp started on page five. I was screaming at these people in my mind after 30 min.
The setting was summer camp and pretty much all of the character started out hiding behind some rock acting like they expected the others were going to throw bombs at them. My character was pretty much the only one who would interact.
Also, by ten minutes after it started almost everyone had to go.
I felt like blowing myself up and quickly left that slower than a turtle board.

[Draco]

^ Isn't that, like, every single role-play on neopets?

[Jig]

Yeah pretty much. x.x
I miss the when the rps used to be enjoyable.