Post by Draco on Jul 26, 2011 18:30:54 GMT -5
Friend haz story?
/shot
Anyway, Hubris and I were talking about ourselves in the cboxwith no regard to stranger danger or anything and then started talking about our very special friends who we may or may not love.
And then I made this to share funny stories. I'll allow slight profanity in here and suggestive talk, as long as you don't go overboard. It is a PG-13 limit, after all, and most PG-13 movies include a lot of things.
You can call your friends by their real names or not, whichever makes you feel safer.
Anyway, I think one of my favorite stories has to do with my yearbook. This one girl, who is kind of my friend, wanted to sign after another friend.
My response? "No, don't sign! I don't want to remember you, bitch!"
She signed anyway. With her initials, K.S. So another friend who was there, being creative, took the yearbook and wrote "Kiss me through the phone" using the initials.
She then proceeded to go around and tell everyone she knew about what happened, which made me really awkward.
Another friend, Logan (which is his real name since I'm probably going to be talking about him a lot) and I text each other a lot, and he usually asks stupid things.
Once, I let him ask me really awkward questions. The conversation went from tampons, to masturbation, to boobs (specifically mine) to something else. I don't remember.
He also said he had a dream with me in it the other day. Then he quickly reassured me I had clothes on the whole dream.
Ok I'm going to stop talking now.
/shot
Anyway, Hubris and I were talking about ourselves in the cbox
And then I made this to share funny stories. I'll allow slight profanity in here and suggestive talk, as long as you don't go overboard. It is a PG-13 limit, after all, and most PG-13 movies include a lot of things.
You can call your friends by their real names or not, whichever makes you feel safer.
Anyway, I think one of my favorite stories has to do with my yearbook. This one girl, who is kind of my friend, wanted to sign after another friend.
My response? "No, don't sign! I don't want to remember you, bitch!"
She signed anyway. With her initials, K.S. So another friend who was there, being creative, took the yearbook and wrote "Kiss me through the phone" using the initials.
She then proceeded to go around and tell everyone she knew about what happened, which made me really awkward.
Another friend, Logan (which is his real name since I'm probably going to be talking about him a lot) and I text each other a lot, and he usually asks stupid things.
Once, I let him ask me really awkward questions. The conversation went from tampons, to masturbation, to boobs (specifically mine) to something else. I don't remember.
He also said he had a dream with me in it the other day. Then he quickly reassured me I had clothes on the whole dream.
Ok I'm going to stop talking now.